i actually had to go find these wheeeeee
a: have you ever smoked weed? If yes, tell us the craziest thing you’ve done while high.
- nope, sorry bro
b: what’s your favorite restaurant? do you get the same thing every time you go?
- right now it’s east side marios, and i don’t care what my main dish is as long as i get unlimited italian wedding soup and bread with it. i’ll eat that shit for days
c: biggest insecurity?
- yo probably my face
d: any pets? tell us about them!
- i have a husky (awesome dog) and a jack-russell terrier / pug mix (is an overgrown rodent). my brother has a lizard thing. it’s cool.
e: name 5 things you dislike about yourself and 5 things you like about yourself
- i don’t like my lack of talent in, like, everything. uh. i’m pretty clingy and i’m awkward in like any social situation. that’s…three? i wish i was more outgoing but i’m not, and i’d just kind of like it if i didn’t feel so miserable all the time. it’s getting better.
- i have a badass taste in music and also in books, and i actually really like that i’m a passionate person. like, when i love something, i jump-up-and-down-in-my-seat-and-freak-out love it, and i think that’s actually kind of fun. i’m fucking great at making homemade stationery and also i make the best cookies ever invented ok
f: ever been to a foreign country? If not, where do you want to go most?
- italy, france, greece and ‘merica. and i want to go basically everywhere. most of my extra money, when i have any at all, goes toward saving for travel. next stop is vegas, to meet my friends katie and rex
g: what are 5 objects that you can grab right now?
- my computer, my suitcase, duct tape, matt’s phone, and minnie mouse ears from disneyworld
h: 3 bad habits?
- stubborn to a fault, i bite my nails, and sometimes i forget to let my friends know i still like them and stuff
i: yes or no: you’ve done something illegal. (brave ones will say what!)
- uh. i’ve like…jaywalked and downloaded crap music from the internet before. and i’ve listened to nickelback. that’s illegal, right?
j: what does the last text message you received say?
- lol my phone took a swim and has not recovered. i don’t text anymore.
k: what does the last text message you sent say?
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l: is there one thing that always makes you laugh?
- did this one already whee
m: 3 things you hope happen before summer ends?
- did this one too
n: 5 turn offs
- “I don’t read,” smoking/chewing/anything to do with tobacco, “nerds are lame,” general douchebag behavior, aggressive people
o: 5 turn ons
- welp did this one
p: smash or pass the person who sends this to you
- wait aren’t those both bad um idk smash? what?
q: quote your favorite song lyric
- THERE ARE SO MANY but still probably ‘i am not afraid to keep on living,’ from famous last words by my chemical romance. i generally use that lyric as a default
r: what’s the one item you treasure te most?
- most of my souvenirs from places i’ve been, because i can’t easily replace them. stuff from paris and italy, etc.
s: spit or swallow?
- yo i spit my gum, that shit’s nasty
t: tell us the story of _____
- lol jake you didn’t finish this one
u: favorite thing about yourself?
- i’m awesome?
v: are you a virgin?
- yep
w: what do you think about young love?
- it’s just as legitimate as old love i guess?
x: one x-rated thing you would do with {insert url or celebrity here}
- snerk. give me darren criss and there is basically nothing i wouldn’t do ok
y: one person you really admire and why?
- diiiiid this one
z: what time do you usually go to bed?
- god, any time from 8 in the afternoon to 9 the next morning
@: last time you touched your private parts?
- gotta get clean somehow \m/
;): Guys, last time you masturbated? How often do you masturbate? Girls, have you ever masturbated?
- JAKE YOU ARE ASKING ME SOME REALLY WEIRD QUESTIONS AND I AM QUESTIONING YOUR INTENT
also weird that the questions are different for guys and girls? like for girls it’s this weird taboo thing and HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS OMG NAUGHTY and for guys it’s like yep normal of course you have
: *: ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
- nope, except like, my sister.
!!: something we’d find surprising about you?
- um. i still have a collection of stuffed animals? i don’t know
%: do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
- yeah, every single day. XD he’s in the shower right now though
+: would you rather cuddle or spoon?
- isn’t spooning just a type of cuddle like THESE QUESTIONS CONFUSE ME
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